Just tried Turkish Delight for the first time.
It was good, but not “Sell out my family to the White Queen” good.
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
Sirius fell behind the veil; but before his body hit the ground, a set of strong and familiar hands caught him.
Three photos taken in the same place, different times of the year.
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
If you’re worried your children are going to get their self-esteemed destroyed by the image of Barbie then maybe you’re not parenting right. Its called ‘teach your child life values and lessons’ which is a pretty normal thing parents should do.
in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”
what? johnlock? you mean John Locke, the 17th century English philosopher and Father of Classical Liberalism
*cries real tears* NO! johnlock is way more important!!
oh my fucking god
huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god
shots. fucking. fired.
No…no… Comedy central unfortunately hit the nail on the year and just ouch
GAH WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE SUBTITLES I CAN’T WATCH IT AT WORK SOMEONE REMIND ME IN 8 HOURS TO LOOK THIS UP
Oh my shit
Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.
Representation isn't an option, it's a necessity.
a completely necessary song composed by
PART OF THAT (DIVERSE) WORLD
"look at these girls
aren’t they neat?
wouldn’t you think disney can’t be beat?
wouldn’t you think they are the ones -
the ones who have…. represented everyone?
Look at their trove
Full of animation gold
How many movies can one vault hold?
Looking round here you’d think,
Sure, they’ve got diversity!
We got Tiana and Kida and Jasmine,
Esmerelda and Nani and also Mulan,
You want new POC? Disney’s coming up with plenty!
But it’s still a really big deal,
AND I WANT MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic
Ever feel like you need to make out with someone?
Deeply, passionately, aggressively.
Until you’re warm from the inside out, you’re face is flushed, your lips are swollen and sore from all the contact and biting. Fingers knotted up in the other ones hair, heart racing. You know, that kind of thing?
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
WHO KEEPS MAKING THESE
what? i don’t get it it’s just a video of RollerCoaster Tycoon why would—