I got a fax from Miranda Priestly herself saying of all the assistants she’s ever had, you were, by far, her biggest disappointment.
And if I don’t hire you, I am an idiot.
Vampire doctors that can smell if you have a blood disease.
Werewolf therapy animals for sick kids.
Nature sprite and nymph nurses that always make sure people have pretty flowers to brighten up their white rooms.
Fauns that go around and sing and dance for patients so that they smile.
Nice monster hospitals would be amazing
Someone write a book about this.
This is the best.
the most accurate picture of the retail industry
Trans Guys | Bind Kinder
The use of ace bandages for binding is not only extremely uncomfortable, its dangerous.
Ace bandages contract around the ribcage, not allowing your ribcage to expand as you breathe, furthermore, putting you at risk for deformed ribs from prolonged use, as well as broken rib bones.
Always use a binder, which is specifically designed for binding and shaping the chest.
Can’t afford a binder? contact Aydian Dowling at email@example.com and get a binder for nothing more than the cost of shipping.
for my brothers in need
Things I wish I’d known in high school. Guys seriously the ace bandages can do some serious damage, don’t do it. Huge thanks to whoever is at that email taking care of folks so kindly.
Boosting for this wonderful person’s email.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE spread this information and STOP DRAWING FANART/CREATING MEDIA THAT PORTRAYS USE OF ACE BANDAGES because not all trans people know this and will attempt to bind in dangerous ways if not given alternative methods!!
the very serious cast of a very serious show
i am the adult supervision
*looks at sink counter*
I FUCKED U P
every time i post a selfie now
it was one time
let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry
next level cheating.
this is some naruto shit
It’s like that episode of soul eater
This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.
A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.If he says all his exes went crazy after a few months, realise that he was the only common factor. -Ash
Part 2 of my favourite text posts
girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise
it’s 2014 and we’re still putting down thin girls to raise up bigger girls because apparently the only way we know how to be positive to one group of women is to be misogynistic as fuck and shame another group
i’m not on board with body positivity if it’s inherently malicious
it’s been like six years and i’m still not over the last five minutes of dr. horrible
really? because I didn’t feel